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Seen on a sign just before -

Andy Bayley (andy.bayley@ntlworld.com) — Thu, 1 Nov 2007 18:47:00 UT

Seen on a sign just before - "Slow Down Boats not Moored"

He knew from the look on the examiners face that the Helmsman Certificate was not going well.

Ann Reeves (annrvs@yaoo.co.uk) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:40:00 UT

"She did feel that he hadn't quite mastered the idea of a hammock"

Kevin Devine (kevin.devine@hotmail.co.uk) — Fri, 7 Mar 2008 16:29:00 UT

You see darling, I told you there was nothing to this hire boating lark. Just needs a bit of common sense. Now where's the barbeque charcoal?

'Tommy Cooper' (peterwhennessey@hotmail.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 14:34:00 UT

"I put that piece here and this piece there- And there you are - Just Like That! Harr Harr Harr!"